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Tell me when you are playing online how often does someone sook when you killed them, and use all sorts of obscene words at you.

If you have a few comebacks to these guys let me know, i am always up for a laugh.

A recent one of mine was playing against a yank guy and i shot him with my sniper rifle at about 5 metres away. He lost his mind calling me a camping blah blah and f u lefarns.

My comeback.....arrrr come on princess i love camping i have a nice tent here, with chairs and a portable bbq. You should come round and i will cook you some pancakes and teach you how to play video games.

he lost it completely.....with a whole bunch of obscene words again. Followed by me saying look champ you seem upset, maybe it's time to put down the big boy toys and plug back in your nintendo and play super mario cart.

HAHAHAHAHA

15/01/2008

Hugh Hefner's pool, doing naughty things to naughty playmate's

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FireFly789 says:

I think thats a good one he would of been so pissed

15/01/2008

Melbourne,Victoria

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dingoboy says:

the yanks are bigger smartasses than us aussies online..they are arogant play call of duty or resistance and see..give it back to em in a thick aussie accent and show em you dont give a stuff

15/01/2008

brisbane

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Lefarns says:

Yes they are, and everyone says pom's are whinny. Introducing America.

15/01/2008

Hugh Hefner's pool, doing naughty things to naughty playmate's

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Mates: 63

Vinzor says:

lmao lefarns, you're funny

a star for you!

15/01/2008

hello kitty land.

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dingoboy says:

poms are usually ok..aussie guys look after there own..but once an aussie starts against a yank its uaully on..

15/01/2008

brisbane

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gdmatt says:

rofl, nice comeback

I have noticed it on Resistance too, but it is filled with Americans, so i all you have to put up with is American accents

15/01/2008

Melbourne, Victoria

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Mates: 24

Lefarns says:

why thank you, much appreciated.

15/01/2008

Hugh Hefner's pool, doing naughty things to naughty playmate's

Kudos: 212

Mates: 10

barters81 says:

"How did you get your 360 to work on PS3 servers?"

"Does your husband know you're playing?" (Of course can backfire if it is indeed a female on the other end)

"You sound like my wife"

I guess they are all pretty standard responses.

15/01/2008

Brisbane

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snickersma says:

Well dead silence can be quite intmidating - then kill the sucka again - thats wicked LOL. Search them out he he.

Apart from that I'd say: "C'mon baby suck your dummy!"

15/01/2008

Buff Lounge - Level 16

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Guyver says:

I haven't encountered any major wingers yet, just the usual 4 letter swear word when someone gets killed, lol you should hear Camlew when he's not happy.
One problem with having the PS3 Eye is that people can here what else is going on around you, like when my misses will walk into the lounge room and she'll see the lobby screen and yell out "OMFG 12 idiots with nothing to do tonight"

15/01/2008

Victoria PSN: Guyv3R_3

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snickersma says:

Ha ha that happens to me a lot - wife and kids walking around talking about different stuf and Im like *shhh shhhh shut the **** up im online*, the of course when they realise they make stupid sounds anyway - but louder. Everyone else is woah thats so uncool LOL! its a 9 yr old playing a MAN's game LOL (no offence women gamers)

Anyone notice how you sometimes unconsciously try to make yourself sound cooler on the headset etc when playing online... like, Hey man yeah just hanging tonight y'know up for a few rounds LOL LOL

15/01/2008

Buff Lounge - Level 16

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Smajs says:

Well since i like to swear profusely online i'll have to self censor here.... ok i rarely use my gun so i constantly deal with whining **** complaining that i must cheat to be able to knife them & because i use eavsdrop i can hear them...behold their conversation.... I snuck around & knifed 3 players who were camping in a building gun emplacement,*Them* "Oh that guy is such a cheat knifing from behind" *Me* " Oh i thought you guys would be used to getting it from behind" A 10 minute screaming match then occured

..other faves....err i don't think i could mention on a public forum

15/01/2008

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Rashy says:

You could always just put on a really tough sounding voice. Or just imitate someone who is really tough, like Mike Tyson or something.

Hold on maybe the best comeback is a come on... that would shut them up.

"ohhh sweety" followed by comments that could get you banned from a family site like this.

Edit: posted and then read Smajs post. That's a great example!

15/01/2008

Sydney

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dingoboy says:

is any1 still playin resistance these days

15/01/2008

brisbane

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Vinzor says:

ROFL, i'll not touch that game again.

15/01/2008

hello kitty land.

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Bones says:

dingoboy said: is any1 still playin resistance these days

Yup I do..

15/01/2008

Wombat Crescent

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snickersma says:

Smajs said: Well since i like to swear profusely online i'll have to self censor here.... ok i rarely use my gun so i constantly deal with whining **** complaining that i must cheat to be able to knife them & because i use eavsdrop i can hear them...behold their conversation.... I snuck around & knifed 3 players who were camping in a building gun emplacement,*Them* "Oh that guy is such a cheat knifing from behind" *Me* " Oh i thought you guys would be used to getting it from behind" A 10 minute screaming match then occured

he he smajey ...silent but deadly

edit - yep I got it too dingoboy - great game.

15/01/2008

Buff Lounge - Level 16

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Lefarns says:

hehee all very funny, come on boys. You have all played enough to rehearse some good burns. just post the burns, this is not another thread to ask questions about what games you have and what colour undies you were. I want anger burns and comebacks. I need fuel.....

15/01/2008

Hugh Hefner's pool, doing naughty things to naughty playmate's

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Luke4123 says:

With most peoples headset you can't even here them.

15/01/2008

Iη ƒ®ønt õf mÿ PS3 [ßrisbane]

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Jeffie says:

i dont get it, when can you hear people on the opposing teams except between games?

i forgot i had my headset on and my gf was telling me (and the whole team on COD4) of the dramas her old manager was having with 2 17yo casuals at her job

sorry to anyone who had to listen to all that. LOL

to any resistance guys, i just bought it so let me know when you want a game... maybe the weekend so i can get some practice in??

15/01/2008

http://www.play-asia.com/SOap-23-83-8k80.html

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K-Man says:

dingoboy said: the yanks are bigger smartasses than us aussies online..they are arogant play call of duty or resistance and see..give it back to em in a thick aussie accent and show em you dont give a stuff

How come it's always the people from the U.S that are a-holes? I mean i'm aggressive but in a competive way. Oh well at least you won't be hearing **** from me

(unless i'm having a really bad day

)

15/01/2008

California, U.S | MyPS3, MyWii, MyDS

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mateo1 says:

ive been in a couple games with french people who would not stop singing and laughing

15/01/2008

Brisbane, QLD {PSN = aimar120}

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Smajs says:

Lol Jeffie use eavesdrop perk

,ha ha Kman it's not just americans ,i remember playing some italians & they probably though no one could understand but they were talking about hair & fashion ha ha,...**** i'd like to post all my comebacks but i'd be banned

15/01/2008

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Jeffie says:

but that means they would have to have the same perk, right?? or else youre just talking smack to your team mates. LOL

15/01/2008

http://www.play-asia.com/SOap-23-83-8k80.html

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