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iaculch said: Another one is pretending you don't speak english. Telemarketers can be fun if you make them
That's it, always work for me.
You don't even need to know another language just lots of ahh no english good (bung on an accent).
They'll ask if someone else that speaks englishs lives with you...ahh no I alone my home no else.
They politely say goodbye and hang up...piece of cake.
23/02/2008
Gold Coast, Australia
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well when my controller was busted i was gonna try playing COD with my guitar controller but.......no analogue sticks! 
but cher's right this is waaay off topic. telemarketers suck, but maybe they cant get any other jobs. i did heaps of market research, which is DIFFERENT, when i was younger. never sold anything, just asked questions! 
but all you need to do is say no and goodbye, often theyre forced to speak lines verbatim under threat of torture and are listened in on constantly, so its pretty depressing
it can be an ok job sometimes though, it got me to meet jd and fieldy from korn 
, janet jackson, presidents of the usa (absolute funny bastards), uhhh, cough*hanson*cough and human*HACKS*nature
23/02/2008
you cannot kill what you did not create
lol I didn't say it was off topic. Why have two choices:
1 I change the name of the thread to inlcude misplaced controllers
or 2 a new thread is made to discuss controllers and the strange places they have been left.
As for telemarketers, my brother used to swear at them and get really nasty.
23/02/2008
Silent Hill -The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh
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loads of people get nasty. thats ok, they can handle that. if it gets too personal though, watch out, you can end up on a black list of sorts that will circulate among spiteful people who have been in the job too long who like to do revenge calls at all hours.
haha im not joking, it happens 
23/02/2008
you cannot kill what you did not create
Yeah, I've heard of that happening. That's why I always hated when my brother spoke to them. He's gone now though. 
23/02/2008
Silent Hill -The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh
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well i dont mind what happens with the thread guys, my connection is too slow to even bring up a youtube pixeljunk monsters stage 
one more rainbow and i have seven,
so im just gonna watch a movie or someting. take care all. remember the aerogard and........
23/02/2008
you cannot kill what you did not create
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i hate the telemarketers ;P
23/02/2008
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1-5 seconds.
"sorry, i'm busy." *hangup*
or
"sorry, i've got no time. *hangup*
23/02/2008
hello kitty land.
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Telemarketers are the reason i keep my answering machine on 24/7 and if i do happen to get one they sure cop an earful
23/02/2008
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grimace said: Omg you guys are funny. I'd pretend my number was a sex hotline... although I haven't tried it yet cause I'd sound weird making sex noises from the kitchen phone.
Someone should make a listing of all the sht u can do to telemarketers lol. They must have the funnest jobs ever /sarcasm
Thats what this thread is for LOL
Ddsreaper i have found you don't have to even put an accent on. It is much more funny to simply say you can't speak eglish in the thickest aussie accent ever LMFAO
24/02/2008
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Vinzor said: 1-5 seconds.
"sorry, i'm busy." *hangup*
or
"sorry, i've got no time. *hangup*
they have to hung up silly
24/02/2008
im at your window looking at you perving *oh hey kaite*
"nooooo, mr superman, he no here."
24/02/2008
Brisbane, QLD {PSN = aimar120}
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Cherrona said:
I really don't want to know why you took the controller to the toilet. o_O
Anyway, should this thread be renamed to include strange places PS3 controllers have been left?
no just make a thread that talks about it though.
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blackdog17 said: I have turned the tables on the telemarketers. The latest offer is for holidays. The game: To get the telemarketer to hang up. The rules: No foul language, no nastiness just being extra nice and learning how to talk over them better than they can talk over you. My record is 2min 5 sec. Does anyone have any suggestions? Or can anyone offer better times?
Just say that the telemarketers soothing voice is giving you "wowsors in your trousers". Or then again, you could just try to sell them something, reverse the roles abit.
This is also a funny video for all your telemarketer fans. youtube.com/
24/02/2008
Melbourne, Victoria
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Man i did the best **** i got him to hang up in 48secs im the MAN YEAH!!!!! ^_^
27/02/2008
im at your window looking at you perving *oh hey kaite*
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Tell em your in witness protection, and then demand to know how they got your number.
27/02/2008
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NinjaBoy said: Man i did the best **** i got him to hang up in 48secs im the MAN YEAH!!!!! ^_^
Ah, but that's 48 seconds of you life you've wasted and will never get back. It's much easier to say 'No thank you' and hang up. Well, assuming they let you get a word in. 
27/02/2008
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Cherrona said:
Ah, but that's 48 seconds of you life you've wasted and will never get back. It's much easier to say 'No thank you' and hang up. Well, assuming they let you get a word in.
Its ok i lost about 3 years of my life gaming Lol
27/02/2008
im at your window looking at you perving *oh hey kaite*
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Best ever I answered the phone and started breathing really hard
And I was like "yeah talk me off, come on"
They hung up in a flash lol
27/02/2008
Melbourne, Vic
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J-San said:
Just say that the telemarketers soothing voice is giving you "wowsors in your trousers". Or then again, you could just try to sell them something, reverse the roles abit.
This is also a funny video for all your telemarketer fans.
that vid is hilarious!
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Well once i got a female telemarketer so i asked " What are you wearing" she wasn't very talkative then...i'm guessing it'll work even quicker with a male ha ha,or you can always act all excited "Oh yeah tell me bout long distance savings baby" "Yeah i'm interested....VERY interested" Voila they never call again
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