1. You start standing at the top of the office stairs thinking "I could do a sweet boardslide 50-50 down that rail"
2. Instead of carpooling you decide to sketch the back of your collegues car - gets you out of paying for today's high fuel prices
3. You carry around a "Hall of Meat" chart marking off each bruise you obtain by trying to clear the gap between Marty in accounting's desk and the photocopier.
4. You hire one of your buddies to record every step you take. This includes the time that you fell down the office stairs.
5. You begin to flick twin analogue sticks for the basic movements in your life, a disastrous move when trying to pour your bosses coffee.
6. You fall over and bang your head on the concrete while skating to work, causing blurry vision and a massive cut on your forehead, but you go on because the clock inside your head is still counting down.
7. You point your controller at your girlfriend when she gets up from the couch to get some food. You flick the analogue sticks, expecting her to jump over the bean bag. She doesn't, so you crack it, dump her and choose another character...I mean girlfriend.
8. You turn the local playground into a skate park, moving around most of the objects to create a skate-friendly environment.
Skate 2 launches on the 22nd of January across Australia for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3.
Tags: 2 EA ollie Park skate skateboarding skating Sports
Gaetano said: I wish you were flirting. No just joking. No really, I'm joking lol
heller said: lol